Updated: Apr 22

When I was asked to be the Musical Director for the Guildford School of Acting’s production of Fings Ain't Wot They Used T’Be back in December 2021, I jumped at the chance to help reconstruct this rarely seen piece of classic British musical theatre. After its initial West End run back in the 1960s, the score and band parts were lost, and all that remained were some basic song-copy versions along with a couple of handwritten pages. So the first task was to go back to the original recordings and transcribe the whole show from scratch.
Fings Ain't Wot They Used T'Be first opened in 1959 at the Theatre Royal Stratford East. It was written by Frank Norman, with music and lyrics by Lionel Bart, and directed by Joan Littlewood. Set in London’s Soho, it offered a snapshot of working-class and criminal life, inspired by Norman’s own experiences, and the original cast included Miriam Karlin, Barbara Windsor, and George Sewell. With its use of Cockney slang and focus on everyday characters, the show captured the mood of postwar Britain and went on to play an important role in shaping modern British musical theatre.
The Guildford School of Acting production was directed by Nicholas Tudor and was, on the whole, a faithful staging of the original. The song “Meatface” was given a new slant, to make it a grittier and darker interpretation, and a few of Miriam Karlin’s original keys were raised to make them sit more comfortably in the actress's voice. So, while it may have taken 50 years, it was wonderful to once again hear the score as it was originally intended.
The cast was made up of Naomi Ash (Myrtle), Miracle Chance (Margaret), Lauren Chia (Barbara), Georgie Freeman (Lil), Katrina Kleve (Betty), Rosie Needham (Rosey), Greg Bernstein (Norman), Hywel Dowsell (George), Alex Jordan-Mills (Horace), Chris Kiely (Tosher), Kiean Leigh (Honky-Tonk), Nick Martland (Fred), Robert Murray (Paddy), Ben Sell (Redhot), Thomas Wright (Sergeant Collins) along with Christina Bennington, Lucy Butler, Emilie Fleming, Francesca Peplow, Lizzie Rees, Jo-Anne van Steensel, Adam Samuel-Bal, Cellen Chugg Jones,
The creative team was Nicholas Tudor (Director), Roger Ness (Designer), Drew Varley (Choreographer), Declan Randall (Lighting Director), Paul McConkey (Sound Designer), Steve Hill (Musical Director & Orchestrator), and Stephen McCarthy (Music Preparation).

